pls donate ur ddr5 shirt

With this shirt, you can show the world how much you need DDR5!! Thanks to Sam Altman, we are in a RAM shortage right now, which has made the prices on our computers go up, and we aren't so happy about it. So, our marketing team came up with a genius idea. Why not disguise the fact that we are just creating an army of DDR5 begging billboards by saying we are selling shirts? Genius, right? You know what else is genius? Deez Nuts. Got em. We made up that whole story btw just to waste your time. The part about the RAM shortage is still real though 😭